She sends me a pic of his wheelchair-bound 80-something mother and says he has already told her about me, and she who rarely likes the girls he dates has given us her blessing (heart emoji).
But honestly, my friend says, I have to date him because he needs character references and his encounter with me would boost his hiring potential. I don't have to look at it romantically, she says.
Plus, says my friend, I am on "what engages him: Twitter, Facebook, Instagram."
Here's his picture, she says, and it starts loading.
A cough wakes me up completely, and everything is gone.